Line: 208 CARNAC: May the winds of the Sahara blow a desert scorpion In article <10@udenva.UUCP> sho@udenva.UUCP (Mr. Blore) writes. (Johnny Carson character on the Tonight Show) Joke goes something like this: The Answer: "Siss, Boom, Baa" The Question: "What noise does a sheep make when it explodes?" Carson and McMahon were in tears with this one (along with everyone else) and could hardly continue the with rest of the skit. eyes? [1] 36 relations: Billboard (magazine), Billet reading, Bob Arbogast, CNN, Columbia University Press, CRC Press, Curse, Divination, Ed McMahon, Ernie Kovacs, . . Q: What's the best thing to do if you swallow a hand Clarnac: I hope it has instructions to get out of here. May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture. CARNAC: May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your A: Snap, crackle, pop. juice? "University of Waterloo - ancient Chinese curse. The Question: What are Kim Kardashians measurements? , The Answer: Put It Back Like You Found It., The Question: What is the new campaign slogan for Republicans in 2022? , The Question: Who is the longest surviving member of the Japanese Air Force? A: General Curtis LeMay, the Red Baron and Carnac. Q: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? "You Light Up My Life.". Q: Describe a stoned bowling team. How about May an unclean yak sit on your dinner. Are you sure you want to cancel your membership with us? the Denver Nuggets. the memoirs of Richard Nixon. ", "Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.". toilet is stopped up? Question: Why does the Colonels Original Recipe Chicken not taste the same anymore? . by BMcCJ. Get Image May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair. A: Head and shoulders. After reading the answer, scroll down for the punch line and laughter. A: Cheetah, Leon Spinks and the American taxpayer. "[7] Songwriter Neal Merritt used the Carnac Saver as his primary inspiration for a song with a similar insult as a title, "May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose," a hit for Little Jimmy Dickens. , The Question: Name a person who only says Jesus when he stumps his toe in the dark. JOHNNY CARSON'S MAGICAL BEGINNINGS. The Answer: Sam Quint, Jonah, and Osama Bin Laden. A: "Sorry bub, no pub." Carnac is described as 'A utility to give some insight into how you use your keyboard/' and is an app in the os & utilities category. A: Rosy red cheeks. Adam was cursed By the sweat of your brow shall you eat bread (see Genesis 3:19), yet today most people no longer must labor and sweat tirelessly just to eat. Related Topics. (Joke only good for Central Mississippi folks). A: Sueeee, sueeee. The Question: Name a childrens nursery rhyme to be screamed every time Hillary Clinton opens her mouth. The Answer: A condor, a bald eagle and a snail darter. Is that about right, sir? A: Bambi, the White House grounds and the new TV season. The Question: What do you call a lady golfer who pulls her drives hard to the left? A: Over 15 billion served. The character would emerge from behind the show's curtain accompanied by Indian music, and make his way towards the desk, where he would invariably stumble on the step in front of the desk and lose his balance. While he was holding the snake, its tail wondered in between Carsons legs! Browse more quotes by famous person's name. 2004 upper deck baseball cards. A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo. A: Gunga din. Lot #220 ED McMAHON JOHNNY CARSON CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT HAT. QUESTION: What does an alligator get on welfare? A: Skalliwags. Q: What do cannibals find hard to digest? Carson Emmy Awards, The 1975. The character was taken from Steve Allens essentially identical Answer Man segment, which Allen performed during his tenure as host ofThe Tonight Showin the 1950s. A: Black and white and twenty feet tall. Towering Inferno. A: Shareholder. A: The ZIP Code. QUESTION: What do they put on horses at the Preparation H Ranch? As Carnac the Magnificent, Carson would often cast a curse upon his audience in response to a joke bombing. [Ed Ames has thrown a tomahawk across the stage, hitting a painting of a cowboy straight in the "crotch". (the question), Sherman LangSystems Design Engineering "May you have an interesting life! Q: What do you call Hershey's Prune Kisses? The Question: Name one of Washington DCs many famous oxymorons. A: Beethoven's Fifth. ANSWER: Blazing Saddles. The Answer: Three of the best years of his life. Q: What instrument does a doctor use to examine your One of Carson's most well-known characters, Carnac was a "mystic from the East" who could psychically "divine" unknown answers to unseen questions. ", "May the fairy god-camel leave a lump on your pillow! Another ancient Biblical curse that seems to have reverted back to normal is Noahs curse of his son Ham that his descendants (who lived in Africa) shall be slaves to the descendants of Shem and Japheth (who lived in Europe and Asia) - see Genesis 9:25 as slavery in the modern area has been virtually abolished, and even racial discrimination has been greatly diminished thanks to the Civil Rights movement. A: Executive action. I hope it makes you laugh. Q: How did Marlon Perkins explain the rash on his thigh? In article <12@gitpyr.UUCP> gra@gitpyr.UUCP (Mark W Fouraker) writes: Paddy Chayevsky's "The Tenth Man" contains several curses on daughters-in-law. , The Question: Whats the name of Madonnas latest hit single? Q: Describe a double feature with Earthquake and The Q: What do you call a cop who frisks himself? Q: How many football games were televised over . I hold in my hand these The Question: Describe how marriage is a 3-ring circus? Legal experts contacted by Yahoo News said the idea of Trump telepathically declassifying government documents is absurd. The Question: Clarnac hit a fat lady with my car. Q: What do you call tiny little dumps? Q: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H? [1] A: Kaiser wrap. Q: What does it say on the side of Phyllis Diller's dress? Q: What's the name of a drive-in massage parlor? contest. . "Carnac" would hold the sealed envelope to his forehead, mystically divine the answer, announce it to the audience, then tear open the envelope and read the question. On one occasion frequently rebroadcast on anniversary shows, Carson's desk was replaced with a lightweight balsa-wood version; this allowed Carson to trip and smash through it. A: Baja. Q: Where does the line go outside an unemployment office? A: Pussy Willow. The Answer: Noah Daniels and Little Mort. A: KKK, IRS, UCLA. Carson as Carnac the Magnificent Carnac the Magnificent was a recurring comedic role played by Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. . The Question: What is the name of Trumps new Vodka? Q: Name three things on the endangered species list. Get a random spoof news story. CARNAC: May a camel chip float in your martini. Similar Items. The Question Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes., McMahon would always announce near the end, I hold in my hand thelastenvelope, at which the audience would applaud wildly, prompting Carnac to pronounce a comedic curse on the audience, such as May a flock of wild geese leave a deposit on your breakfast!, May your sister elope with a camel!, May a diseased yak take a liking to your sister, or the most famous: May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!. Sometimes Clarnac has to leave quickly. Q: What's an Orange County toothpaste? A: Sha-na-na. Q: Which floor wax was used by the Three Mile Island A: Superbowl. -- -------------------------------------------------------------"they forcibly extracted the word 'but' from his vocabulary, and locked him in a room with 10 economists"-------------------------------------------------------------. A: Timbuktoo. 99 $28.11 $28.11. View all. A: Roots. Q: Who was just arrested for impersonating a baseball team? McMahon's closing announcement "I hold in my hand the last envelope" was always met with a loud cheer, prompting one final "curse". his neck? Carson Caucas 1984. The Question: What do you call a guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary? Describe the sound you hear when a sheep blows up!! May the bird of paridise fly up your noseMay an elephant caress you with its toesMay your wife be plaqued with runners in her hoseMay the bird of paridise fly up your nose, Ron Williams (not Tom Nadas, but an incredible simulation)--, UUCP: {decvax,linus,ihnp4,uw-beaver,allegra,utzoo}!utcsri!tomCSNET: tom@toronto, "Look over there, a dry ice factory. The Answer: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. , The Question: Name a person sentenced to 14 years in a federal penitentiary for being a politician. Q: How do you spell kkkirsucla? Its hard to divine when you cant see. A: Ninety-nine and nine-tenths. Can't decide? Organized in groups of 10. A: Lady-in-waiting. Well, as it turns out, Parshas Balak starts off with this wicked king named Balak trying to get this wicked mystic named Bilaam to cast a curse upon the Jewish people. us? During his tenure, the late-night funny man interviewed everyone from President John F. Kennedy to Muhammad Ali. A: Blazing Saddles. In reference to the snake in his pants, Carson simply wiped his brow, smiled and said, If only in real life! Classic! Carnac the Magnificent: [Holding the envelope to his head] Shogun. A: The 11th Hour. promises. A: The four musketeers. pants. A: Shake-N-Bake. The audience was silent as Carson and Midler sang an a cappella version of the song Heres That Rainy Day. Its a sweet and sincere moment that youd be hard pressed to find in todays late-night lineup. Next Johnny will retaliate with a "Comedic Curse" such as: "May a misguided platypus lay its eggs in your jockey shorts" or "May a confused weightlifter clean and jerk your sister" or "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits" which sometimes gets more of a laugh than the entire Carnac routine previous. (Dr. Wuhan) , The Question: What is Kamala Harris approval rating? The Question: What was the result of Joe Bidens colonoscopy? A: E.S.T., P.M. and B.M. The Question: Why do most married men die before their wives? Carnac held each envelope to his forehead while "divining" the answer, then tore open the end of the envelope and loudly blew into it before removing the index card with the question. Hand made. a #2 mayonnaise Paul? ", My curse: May the bluebird of happiness take careful aim as it flies over you.-- Dave Montuori (Dr.ZRFQ) UUCP: !decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!damUVa CS dept, C'ville, Va. CSNET: dam@virginia, "May Allah blow sand in your Preparation H.". Q: Describe the Nixon income tax deductions. ANSWER: Nestea Plunge. sister. May a love -starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines. A little hard to keep on. , The Question: How high will the price of gasoline go under the Obiden administration? Q: When should you plan on making a rest stop at a gas Ed McMahon: Shogun. Q: What's a rude thing to say when you're dropping a bomb Dont break the concentration of the mystic from the East, or he will place a curse on you! If a joke (often a very bad pun) generated a negative response, Carnac would give a disapproving look, then cast a comedic "Middle Eastern curse" upon the audience (such as "May your favorite daughter be featured in NFL Films' Sack of the Week", "May a bloated yak change the temperature of your jacuzzi", "May you walk a mile under a diseased camel", "May a demented deer lock horns with your daughter's Kawasaki", "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person seated next to me, and may his arms be too short to scratch", "May a diseased camel be sick on your prayer rug", or "May your proctologist be a frustrated concert trombonist"). Q: What is a mother of 27 children? Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. Carnac joke: He was holding up objects that supposedly had been fished out of the Hudson River. Then, he would read the question: What does an alligator get on welfare? Some of the jokes were feeble, and McMahon used pauses after terrible puns and audience groans to make light of Carsons lack of comic success (Carnac must be used to quiet surroundings), prompting Carson to return an equal insult. Along the theme of reverting curses, there is a fascinating mesorah (tradition) handed down from the Vilna Gaon (1720-1797) that all the curses that mankind was cursed after Adam and Eve sinned in the Garden of Eden, will be reverted and changed back to normal at the end of time, except for the curse of the Serpent, who represents the evil force of Amalek, and whose curse shall remain in place until his utter and total destruction. Q: What noise does Mr. McMahon's liver make? They are adding a Carnac the Magnificent bit to their shows and need a turban, which is more of a cross between costume and prop. (Thats a Lady Gaga song), The Question: What are Caitlin Jenners measurements? Q: Name three things that go to the bathroom outdoors. Get Image Page 2 of 4 Carnac was added to AlternativeTo by Gbeworld on Mar 16, 2013 and this page was last updated Oct 20, 2021. all positive negative relevance date. Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the The Question: Name 8 things that will soften your brain. The Answer: Become a professional politician. The Question: Name the only three people in the world making any money off going green. , Ed: I hold in my hand the last envelop. . A: Once is not enough. puppies and red-eye gravy. Q: What are Ernest and Julio Gallo? As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. May you fall in the outhouse just as a regiment of Ukrainians finishes aprune stew and twelve barrels of beer. The Question: Name the two dummies in the Gray-Daniels Auto Group commercial. Q: Where do supermarkets store their meat? . Q: What do you get when you put Preperation H in your A: That darn cat. , The Question: Who is the biggest conservative in the Republican Party? QUESTION: What does the president of Nestea use when his by ThomasFay. CARNAC: May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your "I've seen sex, and I think it's OK." -- Talking Heads, Either email addresses are anonymous for this group or you need the view member email addresses permission to view the original message, I'm sure you have all heard Johnny Carson do his Carnac routine. Q: Who do you go to when you have a pain in your hickory Pretending to psychically concentrate, Carnac periodically asked for "complete silence" from the audience, and McMahon would retort that he often got it.[6]. After 30 years of hosting The Tonight Show, Johnny Carson said his final farewell on May 22, 1992. May a toothless holy man give your grandmother a hickey. Q: What should the oil companies' new slogan be? The Tonight Show: four-digit numbers (ostensibly the last four digits of an audience member's phone number).Carson Carnac the Magnificent: Carson plays a psychic . The Question: Name six fictional T.V. Im Carnac had a trademark entrance in which he always turned the wrong direction when coming onstage and then tripped on the step up to Johnny Carsons desk during his 30-year run on the Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962-1992). A: Quarter Pounder. Q: Describe Sister Mary Kong. , Ed: I hold in my hand the last envelop. Q: What should be posted on Howard Cosell's tongue? jar since noon today on Funk and Wagnell's porch. The Question: Describe the U.S. economy under the Obiden administration. A: Hickory Dickory Dock. share. The Question: What did comedian Richard Pryor do when his nose got too fat from snorting cocaine? Alas, poor Yorick, dont forget your American Express card! Name, in reverse order, a droll comedian, the first name of a popcorn purveyor and a fat, self-absorbed, obnoxious loser!" . May you fall into an outhouse just as a band of Ukranians has finished a prune stew and twelve barrels of beer. The Answer: Under Willie Brown and through Joe Bidens colon. Q. There were skits performed such as Carnac the Magnificent, an "all-knowing seer," and the elderly Aunt Blabby. Lot Closed - Sold Price: Estimate: $ 400 - $ 600. Q: Where do New Yorkers put their dogs muzzles? Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand? Adam and Eve had more problems than that forbidden apple. This crowd would applaud for a train wreck. . Curses, Curses, Curses . A: "The Front." In one instance, Carnac tripped and broke the desk! A: The American condor, the American eagle and the American The Answer: The Pinocchio Treatment and Recovery Center. Actually, I have to admit reading it in the book "Superman: Last Son ofKrypton" (which is [very] loosely based on the movie) in which Lex Luthor(responding to the question "You told me your second favorite pastime.What's first?") Johnny Carson Carnak The Magnificent One Liners, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Justin Bieber, & Dick Cheney Form Secret Super He-Man Poker Club, A List of 10 Little Known Facts About David Letterman, ABC Sends "Charlie's Angels" To That Big Cancelled TV Show Studio In The Sky, Joan Rivers on the 'Tonight Show': "I still got a chance! Show"? Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve? Q: What do you use to keep your ig from falling off? Q: Name a focal that goes both ways. While Evans certainly popularized the usage of the term Minoan, its first known use in the sense of "ancient Cretan" appears to have been in 1825 by German historian and philologist Karl Hoeck. "carnac the magnificent" Memes & GIFs. Q: Name a jewel, a tool and a fool. Q: What made Ludwig blind as well as deaf? A: A potato, Burt Reynolds and Sgt. It was named in honor of the ancient Hagia Sophia in Constantinople and played a crucial role . compartment in your sister. Saint Sophia Cathedral is a UNESCO World Heritage Site and one of the most significant landmarks of Kiev, Ukraine. "Some sad news from Australia.the inventor of the boomerang grenadedied today. Good place to get some thinking done"-- Mr. Blore, the DJ who would not die {hplabs, seismo}!hao!udenva!showardor {boulder, cires, ucbvax!nbires, cisden}!udenva!showard, Somebody came up to me the other day and asked, "Hey, if I melt dry ice, can I go swimming without getting wet? Carnac the Magnificent was a recurring comedic role played by Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. skirt. One of his characters, "Carnac the Magnificent," drew on his early entertainment work as a magician in Nebraska. Thanksgiving? and Supermanreplies "Johnny Carson, 1967" to which Lex remarks "Right. May you be blessed with a son so smart he learns the mourner's prayerbefore his Bar-Mitzvah speech. Q: Who are the candidates for mayor of Los Angeles? If a joke bombed, Carnac went after the audience with all kinds of creative curses including, "May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt!" . Question: Name a peanut, a doughnut and a gun nut. Q: Describe someone cleaning his Hoffman. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof. Q: What is it that Ronald Reagan keeps trying to hide? "May a misguided platypus lay its eggs in your jockey shorts", or "May a confused weightlifter clean and jerk your sister", or "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits". A: Gatorade. A: Fists of fury and five fingers of death. 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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z, Accomplish Achieve Achieving American Art Attitude Awesome Beautiful Belief Believe Car Carly Fiorina Change Children Control Creation Creative Death Defeat Desire Direct Education Enthusiasm Exercise Existence Faith Forgiving Freedom Friend Friends Future God Good Enough Government Gratitude Happy Heart Hillary Clinton History Human Husband Illegal Imagination Imagine Incredible Innovation Israel Law Leadership Life Love Lucky Manage Managers Marines Marriage Military Morning Motivated Nature Negotiation Not Enough Obama Outside Peace Politics Reality Responsibility Sacrifice Science Shark Tank Significant Successful Sun Surprise Technology Today Travel True Truth Truthfulness Universe War Wife Winning World, "I am kind of an old soul. They've been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls' porch since noon today. Q: On a cold morning, what forms on de-grass? , The Question: Where do you go for a drive-through facelift? Carnac the Magnificent: [Opening envelope] What's the first thing you do when you hold up a liquor store? shorts. While all were memorable, its her duet with Carson thats particularly unforgettable. share. Q: What is a drink made with soy sauce and prune juice? A: "Follow the yellow brick road." The Question: My grandpaw walked five miles a day when he was 60. The Answer: Kids, drunk people and tight yoga pants. "Carnak: Do-whacka-doEd: Do-whacka-doCarnack: What do you look for when you're hunting do-whackas?Carnak: Dippity-doEd: Dippity-doCarnak: What collects on your dippity in the morning?A. A: You asked for it. CARNAC: May your desert pension fund be managed by Jimmy A: David Frost. Clarnac: If laughter is the best medicine, this crowd doesnt have a prescription. Eds Intro: Ladies (if any) and gentlemen. Q: What does President Carter say to Billy on Air Force [1] Make your own images with our Meme Generator or Animated GIF Maker. We are now officially the living who envy the dead! Q: Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids? Q: What holds up Oral Roberts' pants? Men's Giant Turban Costume Accessory. The character was introduced in 1964. May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub. The character was introduced in 1964. Q: Name two words that have no meaning. Question Man. CLARNAC the Magnificent is my impersonation of Carnac as a tribute to Carson and for some laughs, if only my own. Q: What do you get on your fon if you leave it out all Is that a reptile? As a child of four can May your children not forget you as they kneel to pray. Q: What does Zsa Zsa Gabor call the center of a church? Johnny Carson Carnac the Magnificent replica prop hat. A: Deep freeze. A: Never on Sunday. The reason for this is because when the Messiah comes the world will go back to its perfected state the way things were before the Primordial Sin so all the curses will have to be reverted and the world brought back to normal. Q: What do you call dressing up as a tree? NO ONE! (Wait for it! If laughter is the best medicine, this crowd doesnt have a prescription. One of Johnny's best-loved characters was Carnac the Magnificent. A: Dustin Hoffman. The Question: What are three things less endangered than our freedom? Only Johnny Carson could make the commercialization of Shakespeare funny. A long running bit on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show.Carson would appear in a turban and cloak as "Carnac the Magnificent" . #10. If one of Carnacs jokes (often a very bad pun) generated a negative response, Carnac would give a disapproving look, then cast a comedic "Middle Eastern curse" upon the audience. B. Forum Novelties. , The Question: Name a mule, a donkey, and a jackass. A: Keep your eyes on your prize. A client of mine was hosting a dinner party, wanted to entertain her guests by re-enacting this skit between Johnny Carson and Ed . Q: Who ruined that darn rug? One of Carson's most well-known characters, Carnac was a "mystic from the East" who could psychically "divine" unknown answers to unseen questions. Q: What noise do sheep make when they laugh? Falling in Love Again (1980) with Susannah York, The Hollywood Knights (1980 . CARNAC: May a diseased yak drop his cud in your hooped There are more than 10 alternatives to Carnac for Mac, Windows, Linux and Xfce. Please see our terms and conditions and disclaimer. , The Question: What is the official state bird of Mississippi? Return to Humor Page Positive reaction would prompt disbelief from Carnac, stating the ease at which he could make people laugh, such as "This audience would laugh at Dinah Shore backing into a meat thermometer." Q: What do people always say when Howard Cosell is on? Clarnac needs closed captioning (or that weird looking interpreter that Tate Reeves uses). Q: Name two countries and a luncheon special at the NBC Disclaimer: If the University finds out what I'm doing, they probably couldn't care less. , Ed: I hold in my hand the last envelop! , Ed: I hold in my hand the last envelop. lets have a big round of applause for Clarnac the Magnificent. ft. coverage regular price $109.95 Calendar & Tip Sheet January Calendar January Tipsheet Marty's Acre Drinks on the Acre February 13 - 5:30 PM The 2nd Monday of every month we invite you to join us on location at Marty's Acre to talk gardening and enjoy a selection of brew chosen by Marty. A: Sissss, Boooom, Baaaaah! Tell a friend Ask a question. Q: What do you get when you squat on a rosy red fire? The Answer: Sinking faster than the Titanic. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed and kept in a #2 size mayonnaise jar on Dr. Faucis porch since noon today. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z, Accomplish Achieve Achieving American Art Attitude Awesome Beautiful Belief Believe Car Carly Fiorina Change Children Control Creation Creative Death Defeat Desire Direct Education Enthusiasm Exercise Existence Faith Forgiving Freedom Friend Friends Future God Good Enough Government Gratitude Happy Heart Hillary Clinton History Human Husband Illegal Imagination Imagine Incredible Innovation Israel Law Leadership Life Love Lucky Manage Managers Marines Marriage Military Morning Motivated Nature Negotiation Not Enough Obama Outside Peace Politics Reality Responsibility Sacrifice Science Shark Tank Significant Successful Sun Surprise Technology Today Travel True Truth Truthfulness Universe War Wife Winning World, "I am kind of an old soul. kaleido? The Answer: They found no brain activity. Inning. Q: What do you call not getting busted? Imgflip Pro Basic removes all ads. One of Carson's most well-known characters, Carnac was a "mystic from the East" who could psychically "divine" unknown answers to unseen questions. May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair. A: Pot luck. Carnac the Magnificent, a turbaned psychic, could answer questions before seeing them. Carnac the Magnificent answers "A 100 yard dash" on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 1966 Johnny Carson 769K subscribers Subscribe 169K views 10 years ago Carnac's prediction: "A 100. Carnac the Magnificent was a comedic role played by Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. a #2 mayonnaise The Answer: Big Ben, Dak Prescott, and a politicians campaign promises. The act involved a variation of the magician's billet reading trick: divining the answer to a question written on a card sealed inside one of the envelopes, announcing it to the audience, then tearing open the envelope to reveal the question. A: O'Hare. Q: Name a Fudd, a Mudd and a dud. Q: What sign did Queen Elizabeth hang on Princess A: Flypaper. , The Question: Who is the Democrat Congressman in Mississippis 2nd Congressional District? , The Question: What is the most compelling reason for a mask mandate? Q: Describe two people who like to cheat. Q: What does your skalli do when it's happy? Q: What does Billy Carter eat on a sesame-seed bun? Carnac the Magnificent: Three Dog Night & Mount Baldy on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show Johnny Carson 772K subscribers Subscribe 5.9K 1.1M views 11 years ago Watch Carson episodes every night on. In fact, had Bilaam been successful in his attempt to curse us, the Jewish people would have been destroyed, G-d forbid.